Meme

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Funny

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse........................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach? . Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table....... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone.......... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight................. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile.... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great..................................... Fa Kin Su Pa

A little assistance

So I got a job working security at Club Renaissance and I am looking for someone to work a shift a week helping...if you are interested or know someone who is contact me please!

(no subject)

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-)

Personality
You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), religious (90%), romantic (86%), intellectual (80%).

Stereotypes
White Trash95%
Hippie78%
Punk Rock73%
 
Life Experience
Sex58%
Substances62%
Travel26%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Socialist, whom you agree with around 100% of the time.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 72% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 67%, hotter than 92% of other test takers.

TAKE THE TEST
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(no subject)

Your Birthdate: October 20

You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.

Your strength: Your warm heart

Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions

Your power color: Black

Your power symbol: Musical note

Your power month: February

Very True

K: Have a very good personality and looks good.
R: Easy to fall in love with.
I: one of the best damn bf/gf any one could ask for.
S: Fuckin crazy

*Now use these letters below to figure out what your name means...


A: hard to forget
B: like people.
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever!
E: a DAMN GOOD KISSER
F: peple adore you
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: really silly
I: one of the best damn bf/gf any one could ask for.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Have a very good personality and looks good.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Loves to drink
N: Best in Bed
O: dead sexy
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Easy to fall in love with.
S: Fuckin crazy
T: Drop Dead Gorgeous
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: Has a fine ass
Z: Always ready

Stolen...naughty me

Answer one, answer many, answer all. Your choice.

1. Name a new hobby or activity that you think I should investigate or try out.

2. What's one thing that you feel I don't do well that you could help me learn to do better?

3. What do you see as one of my biggest weaknesses?

4. What body language of mine confuses you when you see it?

5. What kind of body language of mine would you personally like to see more often?

6. What topic do I discuss with you too often? (if you're up to providing a "why", I'm all ears)

7. What topic of conversation would you like me to avoid altogether with you?

8. What personality or character quirk of mine rubs you the wrong way?

9. Do I do something well that you'd like to learn more about?

10. What one thing would you like to know about me?

11. Is there anything else you think I should know?